what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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guess what? bannanas

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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