- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's the difference between a duck?

What does two plus two equal? 4

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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