- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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