- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

guess what? bannanas

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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