A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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guess what? bannanas

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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