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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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