- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

A bar walks into a man

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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