- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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