Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Guess What??? Ur Murr

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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