A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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you will like this because i am black.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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