All of these jokes are about white people

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you will like this because i am black.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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WNBA

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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