- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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