- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

I had a lemon. hi.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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