- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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