What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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knock knock come in

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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whats green and lives in the water

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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