- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

knock knock come in

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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