Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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