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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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