- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What does two plus two equal? 4

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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