How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Penis

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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