Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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were at work systems r down

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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