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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's big and purple? Barney

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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