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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

whats black and large -me

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