How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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