- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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