- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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