- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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