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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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