- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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