Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What is older than history?

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Immigration Laws

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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