4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

The FCC

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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