- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

poopy is poopy

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Pickles

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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