- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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