How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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