Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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The american education system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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