"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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