I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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