- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

An Irishman walked out of a bar

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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