- Anti Joke

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game