- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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