- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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