- Anti Joke

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.