- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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