- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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