Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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VAL SUCKS

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Women's Soccer.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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