- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

knock knock Goodbye

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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