what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your girlfriend.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

And you honored it I see :P

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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