- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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