What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

charlie sheen becomes sober.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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