Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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