- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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