- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a funny joke.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

i'm hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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