- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

knock knock... ...no answer

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Nobody cares maddie!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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