Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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