- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

My jeans

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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