When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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