Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

PENIS that is all

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Anyone can post anything.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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