- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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