- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

the holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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