- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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