What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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hiya

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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There's my tractor.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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