- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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