- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Nero, sure you are okay?

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