- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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