- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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