- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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