A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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