- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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