- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

So a baby seal walks into a club

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

irish man drinking john smiths

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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