What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Praise Paisley

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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