What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Im gay What about you

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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