- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

I am quite mature.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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