Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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