- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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