i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

kieran is a homosexual

call me maybe.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Actually it was me Josh brown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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