- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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