Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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kieran is a homosexual

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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call me maybe.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Anti Joke

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