- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's half of 8? o

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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