- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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